Him jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.