Him jokes

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?

How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?

Skelesore.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!

An emo tried to high-five a tree.

It left him hanging.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.

But the tree left him hanging.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.