Him jokes
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.