Him jokes

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

A photon is checking into a hotel.

The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"

The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."

Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

What is an orphan's dad's job?

A magician because he makes himself disappear.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."

Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.