New Him Jokes - Page 20 - Worst Jokes Ever

The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."

I saw a kid crying, so i asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more. ANYWAY working at an orphanage if fun.

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂

Couldn’t Be Me😂😂

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire then called him hot wheels

why didt the orphan not play video games with his friends cuz his parents wouldt let him

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.

When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"

The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.

Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"

God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"

One time i saw a kid crying so i asked him where his parents were god i love working at an orphanage

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

DUDE all Hitler ask for was a glass of juice, but every one misheard him.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because i can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls

I was at the Orphan place and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are and he faited.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.