Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
This Joke is about Koala bears. It is High Koala-ty.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort
Think about you are so fucking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
"so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I'm circumcised and the kid next to me wasn't so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired..."
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
When you say, "I'm high!".
But then you fall off.
