What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"
a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?
-boner.
#babyjokes
Have you ever seen the clown in walmart that hides from gay people? No..... Really? Hahaha Grasshole
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
