You look like you playing hide and seek with your hairline
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
Figure : who wants to play hide and seek.
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok hide and I will hide and seek will be it.
Seek:why do I have to be it?
Figure: because ur name says so.
Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
how do you starve a hippie, you hide its wellfair check under the soap
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
Ann frank is still the nazi hide and go seek champion
why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag because he was to fast
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
What are 8 people hiding in corner because their scared
An octo pus
