HI jokes

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

Hi 👋 I have some good

Hi! Could I join?

Bob: Siri, call 666!

*dialing noises*

Bob: Hello?

Bob's dad: Hi!

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Hiiiiiiiihihihi.

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.

A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,

"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."

Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi Ethan!

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

Hi, I'm stupid!