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Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
