HI jokes
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Memes
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?