HI jokes
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Memes
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Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."