Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
HI Jokes
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
