Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
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How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
