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Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

God

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".

Symbol

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels. In the first panel, there are three characters. The first character is spraying an anarchy symbol on a wall with the word "TWITTER" on top of it, the second is spraying the letters "NT" on that wall. The third character is watching them. In the second panel, a character with a surprised look is pointing and saying "HE'S BREAKING THE TERMS OF SERVICE!".

Camera

Wade · 2 years ago

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."

OnlyFans

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Sus???

A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

Appearance

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Bro hes not bald

A person with a bald head smiles and the image says, "I'M NOT BALD. IT'S JUST A PHASE."

Century

Wade · 2 years ago

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

Femboy

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A person wearing a light-colored hoodie, a black and white plaid pleated skirt, and black tights, holds a fish with both hands. The fish is a rainbow trout, with speckled skin. A large red circle highlights the fish, and a red arrow points towards it. Below the image, white text reads: "He's never been held by a femboy before."

Bae

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows two screenshots of a woman. In the first one, she is smiling, and the text says, "Oh, he's cute and smiling." In the second, her face looks angry and serious, and the text says, "I'm gonna go make him wish he was dead."

Valentine's Day

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog runs fast on a green field. Text overlay says, "how I run to my bro on Valentine's Day (hopefully hes oiled up already)".

Coma

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a doctor leans over a patient in a hospital bed and says, "PLEASE... If you can hear my voice..." In the second panel, another person says, "It's no use! He's in a deep coma!" In the third panel, someone says, "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey."

Diary entry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Keeper

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A group of people in sports uniforms, with one in the middle wearing a helmet and additional padding. The text overlay reads "IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DRESSES LIKE THIS, HE'S PROBABLY A KEEPER".

Batman

Wade · 2 years ago

Because he’s Batman..

The image shows a multi-panel image of Batman. The top panel is in black and white and says "We all broke the Batman". The next six panels shows characters that are labelled mind, senses, spirit, hope, body and heart. The final panel shows Batman and says "And he kept coming back."

Michael Jackson

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Hee hee

The image is a collage of different pictures of Michael Jackson edited with different styles and labels, including one with Steve Harvey's bald head, another as Mr. Clean, a third as a rabbit, one as a toilet paper, and many others with the text 'Hee-Hee' in different styles.

God

Wade · 2 years ago

Little bit.

The image shows a comic panel with two figures, one in a dark outfit with a skull emblem, and the other in a white hooded outfit. The dark figure is asking: "Hello, Marc, you still crazy?" The white figure is responding with: "Little bit. You still murdering people?" The dark figure responds: "Little bit. How's your imaginary god?" The white figure then replies: "He's good. How's your dead family?"

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Engagement

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

Coma

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still image shows a close up of a gorilla's face against a black background with the text: "Bros face when he's in a coma, only able to blink, watching me stroke it in front of him."

Bro

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme featuring a man in a car with the text, "When bro said he had to hop off the game to eat dinner, but I know damn well he's gooning, I just can't prove it."

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