so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
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Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
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What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
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why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
