Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
My uncle died in 911, He was a pilot.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo 😭🤣🤣
My dad died in the 911, he was a great pilot.
Why did 10 have PTSD because he was in the middle of 9/11
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
