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Hes Jokes

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

I always talk to my taco before I eat it.

One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!