Hes jokes
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.