Hes

Hes jokes

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!