Hes jokes
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.