Hes

Hes jokes

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.