Hes jokes
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.