Hes jokes
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and youâre hot."
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking heâs Superman: