Herring jokes

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.

She said no, so I raped her.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

Who did the bee 🐝 marry?

Her honey!

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her hahaha 🤣

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham