Herring jokes

What did Cinderella leave at the ball?

Her virginity.

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.

She said no, so I raped her.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Who did the bee 🐝 marry?

Her honey!

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her hahaha 🤣