There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
