Herring jokes
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Memes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!