Herring jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Memes
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.