Yo mama so OLD... Her first christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl? Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her
Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up
How you know it’s her time in mjs house ? When the big hand touches the little hand
I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
Joe mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing
i scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now i own her, only 3.99 with tax. Thats a steal and a half woopeeee!
whats the differneces between me and elizabeth afton .... her dad always comes back.
Your mom is soo fat nobody can compare her to anything
yo mama so dumb when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said “open yo eyes”
yo mama so dumb when I told her my friend was mute she said “cant you unmute her?”
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
