Hero jokes
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.