Hereness Jokes

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty

I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''

What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief? The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!” And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”

A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!

"Knock Knock..." "Who's There?" "Kenya" "Kenya who?" "KENYA OPEN THE DO ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"