Heard Jokes

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Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke - I heard he got the Nobel prize.

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen. I turned on the light and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled ,,there is big game tomorrow", and he disappeared.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con

Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!

Funniest Roblox Names iv'e heard: ButtNugget123 Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200) baddasscarrot44 EggnogRat44

Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a BASH

Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:"Goodbye"

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I heard there making a film about Jimmy savill it's a very touchy subject

I heard the film about Is so boring it puts u to sleep

have you heard the twin tower jokes well there more down than the twin towers.

Have u ever heard of the eye tear

me either

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer; These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

Did i tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex. Yeah you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

one time i was my uncle he said to me to pass him the marble in the floor all i heard is my but claping with his sasuge

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mummies chest? Dad: i don't see balloons, but i see boobs, i mean, yes balloons Son: Are you sure they're balloons yesterday i heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working

i was playing fortnite with a kid then i heard there emo sister in the background and it sounded like they were playing fortnite to with the pistol shot and all