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Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.