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At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
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Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.