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If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.