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What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.