Have jokes

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Imagine not having a dad.

Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?

Because it's family size! 😂

Why can’t orphans have milk?

Because their dad never came back.

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

How many gears does a French tank have?

One forward and six reverse.

Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.