Have jokes
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.