Have jokes
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.