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What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they have someone to call "Father."

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.