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What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.