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What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.