Have jokes
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.