Have jokes

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?

A: Eggs.

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

What does a car have when it's very itchy?

A road rash.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!

I have no puns because I don't play soccer.

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?

Idiot 2: I don't know why.

Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

I have fun with my friends.

I have some jokes about popcorn.

Nah, they're too corny.

Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?

They only have 4.