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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
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Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.