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Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!