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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.