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If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
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What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I have cripple and depression.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."