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When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!