Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house...... And came back out with a job application then that ran away * CAUSE SHE"S A UGLY FUCK*
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
