Hate jokes

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?

Because they are family sized :,)

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

I hate airplanes!

Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?

A: It sends chills up their spine.

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.