I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
i hate nightmares
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
