Hate jokes

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?

Because they are family sized :,)

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

I hate airplanes!

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?

A: It sends chills up their spine.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.