Hate Jokes

why does sally hate herself, cause Sophie stole her boy

Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other........... b/c titanic hit it

Why does God hate me? Because im a gay minority who fights for womens rights

hate this

'Sorry about the mes
in my house'
Their house:

MUM, THERE'S A
MONSTER UNDER
MY BED!
IT'S THE MOST
HIDEOUS THING I'VE
EVER SEEN
WHY DO YOU
HATE ME,
BROTHER

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup and retarded shoes.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

What games do orphans hate

Bingo

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site" and I think we know that won't happen !!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

I hate you, gwen. You are a stupid idiot!

why does your mom hate you

Because you are a loser

Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

Q=Why did the teacher die, A=Because he hated his life

1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting

10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya

12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy! Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea! Kenya stop smiling and start dying! Tenya, why are you so mean! Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp! Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt! Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!