Hate jokes
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!