Hate jokes
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Fill it out if u want
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.