Hate

Hate jokes

Math

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Memes

Health

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

Teacher

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Pizza

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

Wife

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.