Hate jokes
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.