Hate jokes
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
I hate this website, lol.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."