Hate jokes

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

I hate this website, lol.

I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!

What film do orphans hate?

"Instant Family."

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

What show do orphans hate?

"American Dad."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I hate you.

I hate you who?

You hate me?? Rude!

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

I hate noise.

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.