So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
I hate this website, lol.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
