Hate jokes
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Memes
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
I hate this website, lol.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.