Hate jokes

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

What games do orphans hate?

Bingo.

Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!

Why do orphans hate the internet?

Because on the internet, people have families.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

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Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.