New Hate Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.

dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"

Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers

What hates men but would have no life without men? A triggered feminist.

Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin

Why shouldn't you say I hate you to your parents?

Ask an orphan

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed

My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner

Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples

New teacher:everyone stand up if u think you are stupid.

Student: stands up

Teacher: why did u stand up?

Student: I hate seeing u stand up there by yourself

Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?

Because there is never anyone at the door.

I hate 2 faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first.:)

whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?

What film do orphans hate Instant family

I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon

Bee Jokes: "Hello"

"Oh hello buzzy!"

"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"

"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"

"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)

"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

"Fan?"

"Yes, your worst fan!"

"No! Fan!"

"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents

Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)