Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! π΅π΅π΅π΅
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I hate 2 faced people because I donβt know which face to slap first.:)
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
