
Hate jokes
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?