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Hate jokes

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

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  • Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

    If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

    Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

    Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

    Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

    I hate when my brother dates other people.

    Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

    I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

    My dad was one hell of a pilot.

    Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

    New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

    Student: Stands up.

    Teacher: Why did you stand up?

    Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.