Hate jokes
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.